Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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