I love black thongs
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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