So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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