If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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