Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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