Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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