would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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