Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she peed on how many people?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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