For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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