I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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