So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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