After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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