yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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