I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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