It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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