i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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