Small penises have feelings too.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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