video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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