Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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