I must be too annoying 4 u.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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