I want to stick my p in your. b.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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