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• (443): View more from Maryland

  sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  I know, I was there.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate

  (415): View more from California

  i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube

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• (813): View more from Florida

  either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.

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