Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
This house was built for laser tag.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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