yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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