dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
