its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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