I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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