Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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