I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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