Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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