i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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