He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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