I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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