I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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