And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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