Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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