3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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