Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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