but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That's how pantless uber rides happen
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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