I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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