You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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