More tranny stories later!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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