Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize