Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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