this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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