the condom got lost in my hair
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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