I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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