I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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