how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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