so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i used baking grease as lip gloss
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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