New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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