HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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