This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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