she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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